Someone who makes dolphin noises between sentences or as a substitute for laughter, often to the dismay of their friends.
"Hey has anyone seen marquis?"
*enkh-enkh-enkh-enkh* "hi guys" (prances away)
"Annnnnd there goes the dolphin boy.."
*enkh-enkh-enkh-enkh* "hi guys" (prances away)
"Annnnnd there goes the dolphin boy.."
by Dahommeeeyy October 08, 2013
person1- dang those shoes are legit
person2-too bad you cant have them
person3- haha he fishing for dolphins
person2-too bad you cant have them
person3- haha he fishing for dolphins
by Ruel Advincula September 10, 2007
One procures a dolphin face from his sexual partner by surprising her with a finger up the pooper during rear entry coitus. In doing so...the suprised young lady will jerk about wildly and make a noise like a dolphin as such...Eeeeeeeeeeeehhh....Eeeeeeeehhhh.
by Dirty Deeds January 31, 2003
Having a wank over the railing of the boat so you jizz into the water.
Originally "Blinding the dolphin" was an old ancient pirate sport, as they drank a lot of rum and were horny, but didn't want to have pirate bum sex if there weren't any wenches to plough like a cornfield.
They decided it would be best to just give themselves the old low five, but in good ol' fashioned pirate tradition, were drunk and had fun with it, and had a competition to see who could unload a love shot into a jumping dolphin's mouth.
However, due to the Charlie Sheen like state one pirate was in, he ended up jizz blinding a dolphin, and thus the sport evolved into this turbo event.
Nowadays, seeing as it's illegal to jizz in a dolphin's eye as PETA will cry stinky tears, soak their arms in Kerosene and fist fuck themselves in the ass, the term is now used to express the activity of wanking into the sea to prevent a cum-based sealant in the toilet at sea.
Originally "Blinding the dolphin" was an old ancient pirate sport, as they drank a lot of rum and were horny, but didn't want to have pirate bum sex if there weren't any wenches to plough like a cornfield.
They decided it would be best to just give themselves the old low five, but in good ol' fashioned pirate tradition, were drunk and had fun with it, and had a competition to see who could unload a love shot into a jumping dolphin's mouth.
However, due to the Charlie Sheen like state one pirate was in, he ended up jizz blinding a dolphin, and thus the sport evolved into this turbo event.
Nowadays, seeing as it's illegal to jizz in a dolphin's eye as PETA will cry stinky tears, soak their arms in Kerosene and fist fuck themselves in the ass, the term is now used to express the activity of wanking into the sea to prevent a cum-based sealant in the toilet at sea.
Guy 1: "Man, all this boating is making me stressed, I'm gonna go wank!"
Guy 2: "You're better off blinding the dolphin, or you'll clog the shitter with man mayo."
Guy 1: "What's that?"
Guy 2: "Like this..." *Blinds the dolphin*
Guy 1: "I think I'll join you, looks fun!"
*Both blind the dolphin*
Guy 2: "You're better off blinding the dolphin, or you'll clog the shitter with man mayo."
Guy 1: "What's that?"
Guy 2: "Like this..." *Blinds the dolphin*
Guy 1: "I think I'll join you, looks fun!"
*Both blind the dolphin*
by Obi Dom Kenobi May 17, 2011
She was so flabbergasted she got dolphin disease and grew fins and started swimming with the dolphins. Then got eaten by a shark.
by Theflabbergaster February 01, 2013
An item or thing that somebody has, that is not desired, so the person in possession hyped it up to be great when it is in fact not.
“Hey Ryan, did you hear James grabbed that new weed pack off his cousin for the low, and he says it’s totally loud?”
“Nah man, I saw it last Friday. James is smoking on that dolphin ass, you know why he got that price? that shits dried out and weak!”
“Nah man, I saw it last Friday. James is smoking on that dolphin ass, you know why he got that price? that shits dried out and weak!”
by MAADark August 27, 2021
"Man, who gave you that cold sore?"
"I just got home from vacation, and I think it might be dolphin herpes."
"I just got home from vacation, and I think it might be dolphin herpes."
by Stephon&ChristmasTree January 13, 2011