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dolphin boy

Someone who makes dolphin noises between sentences or as a substitute for laughter, often to the dismay of their friends.
"Hey has anyone seen marquis?"

*enkh-enkh-enkh-enkh* "hi guys" (prances away)

"Annnnnd there goes the dolphin boy.."
by Dahommeeeyy October 7, 2013
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fishing for dolphins

cant get what you want
person1- dang those shoes are legit
person2-too bad you cant have them
person3- haha he fishing for dolphins
by Ruel Advincula September 21, 2007
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Dolphin Face

One procures a dolphin face from his sexual partner by surprising her with a finger up the pooper during rear entry coitus. In doing so...the suprised young lady will jerk about wildly and make a noise like a dolphin as such...Eeeeeeeeeeeehhh....Eeeeeeeehhhh.
"Say Steve...did you hear that Raymond gave his old lady the Dolphin Face last night?"
by Dirty Deeds January 31, 2003
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Blinding the dolphin

Having a wank over the railing of the boat so you jizz into the water.

Originally "Blinding the dolphin" was an old ancient pirate sport, as they drank a lot of rum and were horny, but didn't want to have pirate bum sex if there weren't any wenches to plough like a cornfield.

They decided it would be best to just give themselves the old low five, but in good ol' fashioned pirate tradition, were drunk and had fun with it, and had a competition to see who could unload a love shot into a jumping dolphin's mouth.

However, due to the Charlie Sheen like state one pirate was in, he ended up jizz blinding a dolphin, and thus the sport evolved into this turbo event.

Nowadays, seeing as it's illegal to jizz in a dolphin's eye as PETA will cry stinky tears, soak their arms in Kerosene and fist fuck themselves in the ass, the term is now used to express the activity of wanking into the sea to prevent a cum-based sealant in the toilet at sea.
Guy 1: "Man, all this boating is making me stressed, I'm gonna go wank!"

Guy 2: "You're better off blinding the dolphin, or you'll clog the shitter with man mayo."

Guy 1: "What's that?"

Guy 2: "Like this..." *Blinds the dolphin*

Guy 1: "I think I'll join you, looks fun!"

*Both blind the dolphin*
by Obi Dom Kenobi June 11, 2011
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Dolphin Herpes

Large blisters contracted from sexual contact between a human and a dolphin.
"Man, who gave you that cold sore?"

"I just got home from vacation, and I think it might be dolphin herpes."
by Stephon&ChristmasTree January 18, 2013
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save the dolphins

when a group of people shower or are in a bath together in order to save the dolphins, penetration is often involved.
I dropped a can of tuna into the toilet and it used up so much water i had to save the dolphins with Paul later.
by raw dogs cheese wheel April 6, 2011
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dolphin cannonball

One of the only cannonballs that sometimes results in a hate crime and usually jail time. A very technical cannonball that requires much skill and timing, it's a dangerous maneuver that requires the cannonballer to spot a person swimming harmlessly in the water, then shouting "dolphin cannonball" then doing a cannonball directly onto the swimmer sinking them to the bottom of the pool, like a dolphin who just blow holed your face. For the best results execute on small children and infants..
Rhi-"did you hear about that sick sick man who did a dolphin cannonball on a toddler"

dave-"yea It was cruel but OMG was it ever awesome...I think he got arrested"
by Isuckdix4money August 13, 2010
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