WD-40

can and will fix anything and everything.

my friend: it sucks that my parents are getting divorced

Me: sprays WD-40 on his parents

my friend: I can't believe it they're getting back together it fixed everything.

by SHADOW06064 December 15, 2020

40-year-old furgin

When you see a millennial in their mid 30-40s at Walmart wearing a fake tail in the pets department.

Did you just see that 40-year-old furgin walk by with a Lola Bunny spanking T-shirt on?

by He_does_pro-laps August 20, 2021

Jonny 40s

When Jonny gets a 40s.

“Ahhh it’s finally Friday night , wonder if Jonny 40s is about”

by Clonkobum January 30, 2024

60/40 split

60/40 split refers to a marriage or relationship dynamic where the man is the primary earner and the woman is the secondary earner. The man pays 60% of the bills while the woman pays 40% of the bills. Chores and childcare are split evenly and shared among the couple. Studies show the 60/40 split has the lowest rates of divorce, lowest rates of adultery, and highest rate of marital satisfaction. This is to be contrasted with the 40/60 split where the man pays 40% and the woman pays 60%.

I will do a 60/40 split sometime in the future.

by leldon February 4, 2025

Front 40

The opposite of the Back 40. The front of the building if you will.

Ya'll come up here to the front 40, I need to show you something.

by JennyFyre June 3, 2021

red 40

when you finger. a girl on her preiod

“i red 40d your mom”

“no you didnt she’s on menopause!!”

by davestrider999999 December 7, 2023

Hose with red 40 in it

An object most normal people have laying around their house. If you don’t have one, that’s strange.

“Where do you source your red 40 for you hose with red 40 in it?”

by RedDog19120 April 14, 2024