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Walmart/meat

Non-binary Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Walmart Bag No Cap Valid FDA Approved Lunch Meat + Only attracted to Red Buttons made out of Wood, specifically hard wood - gay = me
Some random queer: what do you identify as?
Me: Well it’s taken a lot of personal contemplation, but I’ve finally decided I identify as a Walmart/meat
Some random queer: Wow! That’s so cool, I identify as a ni-
by BigfootsGrandpa September 30, 2021
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Meat hangover

When you have a sore bottom the next day after having lots of anal sex.
"I can't believe 20 guys ran a train on me last night. I've got such a meat hangover, I can barely sit down."
by Milleroo February 15, 2025
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Meat Hooks

When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.
Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"
by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023
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Kettle Meat

Pot roast. Or when a Viking shits in a pot, simmers his nuts in it for 2 hours and plunders some ass immediately after.
The kona got kettle meat for supper and pleaded for a top up this morn
by Dank Diggler December 27, 2023
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Mystery meat

Don't message me without a picture, please. Don't waste my time with mystery meat.
by Nom de ploome July 20, 2017
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meat nuggie

I went over to my girlfriends house last night and she showed me her meat nuggie!!
by kushbudkush June 29, 2017
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Dear meated

Was Cherry there to see LeBron?
No, we only had 4 tickets, he got dear meated.
by King Book Rock January 25, 2020
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