james

An absolutely amazing person with a beautiful heart but a crazy soul. Will eat spiders and lollies off the floor but deeply cares for those close to him. Don’t let him go.

girl 1: yo i started dating james

girl 2: wow what a total catch!

by ridgespur April 10, 2024

James

A well meaning kid, socially awkward or entirely inept, but still tries his best to be a nice and caring person. Has difficulty making friends but has a small personal circle of people that are cool with him, but he's a lot more charismatic online. Handsome, but his outward demeanor or certain aspects of his appearance like weight and style make it harder to get girls. Potentially clingy, obsessive even, as a result from social isolation, but is open to change, and has good neuroplasticity. Superficially intelligent, knows a lot of obscure references and facts like any geek, but also well read and has good spatial intelligence and high IQ like a true nerd. Has peculiar interests and hobbies, eccentric, maybe a bit foofy from time to time, and finds it hard to relate to other people, but is easy to talk to once conversation gets going well. Flirtatious and romantic, but lacks confidence and fumbles talking to girls. Overall, rough around the edges, but once you get to know him he's a good guy, just lonely.

Classmate 1, quietly: James, he's kinda weird isn't he?
Classmate 2, quietly: Yeah, but he's not so bad, kinda wonky sometimes but he's a good guy. He's misunderstood, give him a chance.

by JimboSlice477 October 29, 2022

Pulling An Alexander James

When you refer to the superiority of Google products so often and intensely, it creates a singularity to which no obsolete format escapes.

Person Puling an Alexander James: "Oh have you seen my newest Google pixel it? It surpasses your technology.

Random person: "Bro stop Pulling An Alexander James, I'm getting sucked into a singularity because of it"

by Abyssal Clover April 9, 2023

James

Someone with very shit music taste

Someone:"who's that guy with bad music taste"
Someone: "James."

by MoUseGuTz9 August 7, 2022

Lukewarm James

When a man defecates into a condom, ties it off, and the woman preforms fellatio onto it as if it were a man.

"Fuck a frosty jim, that's a lukewarm james right there!"

by xXWingerDingerXx April 27, 2021

James webster

A little fella who gets no girls and is annoying as fuck

“He’s being such a James Webster”

by Staceymarvelous December 6, 2023

LeBron James

Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king

LeBron James is my king and often edge furiously to him

by LebronGlazer2903 June 2, 2024