crump-stick

an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin

fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a crump-stick.

by markergo September 25, 2007

geek stick

A small, portable device that dispenses a concentrated nicotine vapor.
Synonyms: juul, nic stick, vape

I geeking out, I can’t find the geek stick anywhere on the boat.

by Beer Captain 3 October 21, 2020

brown tree stick

Its a fucking stick, how do not know what a fucking stick is....What the fuck. BOOTY HOLE.....

I shoved a brown tree stick up my ass.

by Fuck a 11111 February 20, 2019

take that back and put it where you stick it

1. (Phrase) referring to the action of taking something back and putting it where you stick it

John: Your mothers breast are nice

Adam: Take that back and put it where you stick it

by Swiffer_jet June 22, 2024

stick a fork in the road

To change the direction of popular opinion

The United States needs to stick a fork in the road about climate change denial.

by Fuzzybuzzzz October 31, 2018

junkie sticks

Synonym for matches.

Guy 1: Ay bro, do you got a lighter?
Guy 2: I don't got one man, all i got are these fuckin' junkie sticks.

by MyBodyHurts April 10, 2008

stranger stick

A stick (usually made by wood) that is used when answering the door to a stranger to protect yourself.

Make sure to grab the stranger stick before you answer the door

by phantomelon March 7, 2021