An affliction similar to whiskey dick, experienced only after mass consumption of the bottom shelf vodka known as Popov. In this situation, a man's healthy erection is struck down and remains deader then disco, therefore ruining all potential chances of sexual gratification for the rest of the night. Secondary symptoms include feelings of shame, emasculation, and frustration.
Jon: So what ever happened with you Abbey last night? Did you end up slippin her the old Hebrew National?
Josh: Man, I tried, but...I drank too much vodka and got a bad case of the Popov penis.
Person 1: Hey, I heard you got the COVAIDS jab, sorry about your Popeyeface.
Person 2: Mumbles (unintelligible) *Drools white froth from mouth shits and pisses himself*
The audible sound generated from a human tongue slapping downward into the moistened bed of the mouth during vocalization.
Christian tended to annoyingly overanunciate most words as a normal practice. However, his popping tongue slap was becoming much more than any of us could tolerate.