Nut For Earth November

Since Pornhub is planting trees, cleaning the ocean, and launching environment campaigns based on how many views they get on their videos, this month is dedicated to contributing to those campaigns and helping to save our planet by watching porn. No Nut November is cancelled. Bust a nut to save the environment.

guy 1: are u participating in no nut november?
guy 2: no bro havent u heard about nut for earth november? save the earth!

by boiledpee November 1, 2019

Nut Back to Life

When you can only cum after you've been dead for at least 3 minutes, but then you get shocked and nut so hard.

I got hit by a car, but then the EMT's made me nut back to life...

by Mjkisloski June 17, 2017

Speckled Dough Nut

When a dough misses the sink and cums all over his face.

Damn son you smell like a speckled dough nut.

by Mr_O May 6, 2015

park my nuts

When you go balls deepen a girl and you park your nut on her. Or when she deep throats you and you park your nuts on her chin.

Excuse me, can I park my nuts on you.

by Jackrabbit 15 January 7, 2016

The Rusty Lug Nut

The act of twisting just ONE nut into a chicks balloon knot, then pulling it out with a little doodoo on it and proceeding to drag the poo smear across her forehead.

Bro last night Rowen gave some nasty lot lizard The Rusty Lug Nut, bitch had a 6 inch shit smear across her forehead.

by Bronoun69 October 6, 2023

Yes nut novmber

thur the 15 to the 23rd you can nut every year

Me and the bois going to save the boys with the yes nut novmber from the evil no nut novmber

by Yesnutnov November 19, 2019

Icy Nut Dragon

The act of freezing genital warts off of testicles with liquid nitrogen.

After banging that hood rat had to ride the icy nut dragon to git rid of what she gave me.

by Thomas Pynchon September 27, 2014