meat groans

The groans one emits when seeing or thinking about a desirable meat.

Person 1: Mmm, bacon.

Person 2: Dude, now is not the time to be letting out meat groans. We're at a funeral!

by ClassicJohn October 01, 2019

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chapel meat

The tool a priest uses to engage young choir boys

The priest took the young choir boys behind the bike shed and enlightened them with his chapel meat.

by ChurchMeat April 18, 2015

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A girl who tries sleep with every guy, so that other women can't get any of their meat.

Sandy is such a meat hoarder, nobody is getting laid if she is around.

by Sik240sx December 10, 2022

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A party which includes alcohol and sex

Cheerleaders gonna have meat and drink tonight otter a game

by OlegTyan September 25, 2020

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playing quality football and zane scoring cheering that was very meat and drink. mr wood fc takeover

that was very meat and drink from mr wood fc

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an unfunny phrase used by someone that may not have many brain cells can also be used to describe something that’s very good

(archie)callum how was the tik tok rizz party ?
(callum) meat and drink

by callum murray April 11, 2024

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While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute

This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle

by Cumuppance September 05, 2021

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