John Crawford

John Crawford is an American professional wrestler who is constantly annoying every chance he get

If someone says you’re acting like John Crawford, they are saying you’re annoying

by DCW guy November 4, 2022

John

Napoleon complex loves to swallow

Damn john stop pulling a Nate

by 98765421 October 16, 2017

John

That Guy who is the center of attention for a moment or the person you want to be the center of attention. Could also be a statement about their point. Generally is a umbrella term to refer to someone not named john.

your friend is dancing. you yell Get it John!

Your friend makes a "Wild" Joke. You respond in a diminutive tone "Alright John".

"John over there lookin fire"

by That JOHN July 17, 2025

DEAR JOHN

Saying "Dear John" singnifies your a bitch who would leave John for litterally no reason, when you could have just explained your situation, leaving both you and "John" separate from the one you love for the rest of your lives.

Dear John, Im a fucking stupid bitch.

by Godddddamng it November 30, 2021

John

This one guy I know

Hey I saw John on the weekend

by Konitherobot September 14, 2020

John

A big black buff nigga who rapes people named Shogo. He's an academic weapon who's 100 pounds of pure muscle and his dick is 1000 inches big. He can also steal anyone's girl

damn have y'all ever heard of John i heard he can steal yo girl

by big king john November 21, 2023

St John Rigby

a college in orrell, full of wools and if you go there you are a wool

you're going to st john rigby, you're a wool

by yedaaa June 14, 2016