the jordan effect

when you beef with a girl named jordan, ur ass become sooggier than everrrr. smd ivette

ivette: "Omg why evb sayin my ass soggier than ever"
elisa:"thats the jordan effect for ya"

by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023

Joanne Emily Effect

When the huzz mom turns you down and roasts you in the process, making it explicitly clear that you won't have a relationship with her child.

Mom -"you will never date my daughter because you're built like a pogo stick and you're as orange as Donald Trump eating Cheetos"

Me -"dang I never expected the Joanne Emily Effect from this one"

by And just another guy October 20, 2025

The Maya effect

The Maya effect is when one person is unreasonably mad at another person for a very small reason or in some cases no reason at all. Any attempts to question this outburst will be swiftly met with more aggression This uncalled for aggression is often combined with a lack of communication towards solving whatever issue may be present. The Maya effect is unlikely to last longer then a week but an apologies are incredibly rare and none have been documented so far

Person 1: "Hey man my girlfriend is so mad at me right now she won't even tell me what I did."
Person 2: "Have you tried talking to her about it?"
Person 1: "Yea I did and she just gave me the silent treatment and cancelled our plans for tonight"
Person 2: "Damn bro. Your really suffering from the Maya effect right now."

by Finn's Fin December 10, 2021

Bond Effect

A psychological phenomenon where an individual suffers great mental damage when facing an opponent with "Bond" in the name.

Common effects are: shivering, crying, blaming your team instead of yourself for everything, mental booming.

Nerf:"Hey Edo, how were your games today?"
Edo:"Not good, I've been suffering from the Bond Effect all day today."
Nerf:"Aw man, sorry to hear that."

by JanJan0_0 June 16, 2024

Fleetwood Effect

Someone who spends way to much money on one game and will love that game to the end of time... or until you beat them in that game, and will get triggered when you do become better.

Dude, you are so having the Fleetwood effect

by Doge is dead meme January 23, 2017

The Jonatan Effect

much like a virus or a parasite, this effect gives aids like symptoms to everyone in a quarter mile radius as well as severe depression

tommy: d'you hear what happened to earl?

mike: yeah, hes only got so long to live now that he has the jonatan effect

by kdsrches March 3, 2023

The Sponge Effect

The Sponge Effect describes the situation where a person does an action, that they have done enough times to make it semi-automatic. Semi-automatic meaning that they do not remember the action in details subsequently.

Police officer: You just ran this red light. Do you acknowledge this?
Bicyclist: Sorry, I cannot do that, I don't remember the action. It might have been the sponge effect.

by Tehor006 March 28, 2024