Fat Ass Sloppy Ass Nigga

A nigga who is Fat(obese) and sloppy! You may catch him with drool on the side of his mouth. He may still have coke residue in or around his nose. He still wears the same Coogie jacket he was wearing back in 1999....He may not own a toothbrush or toothpaste....

Damn this Fat Ass Sloppy Ass Nigga didn't own a toothbrush until he got with his girl?

Yo this Fat Ass Sloppy Ass Nigga was drooling and still had coke on his nose!

by SoulSnatcha July 29, 2020

Big Fat Bob Marley Blunt

A fat ass blunt stick that the great Bob Marley would not be disappointed in. A blunt that Bob Marley would smoke to only his face. A grape dutchie that exceeds 2.5 grams of the finest kush in all the land which is rolled to absolute perfection.

Wyatt: Yo what you doing after the game against Yale on Saturday?
Mike: After we win on Saturday I am going to smoke a big fat Bob Marley blunt.

by sticky icky bud January 17, 2009

Fat ranga bald patch

Fat ranga bald patch: When someone is really fat (chode), and red hair (ranga) and has a bald patch (anywhere located on the head).

You're such a fat ranga bald patch.

by debusha July 13, 2010

quad venti non-fat latte

A large cup of coffee flavored milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.

Big white whale: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Big white whale: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

by Michael December 29, 2003

Sweating like a fat bird in a disco

To sweat profusely, in a manner similar to larger women in discos.

Rachel was too warm in the lecture, and was sweating like a fat bird in a disco

by Sped66 May 26, 2006

Fat Without A Cause

*takes on bimbo accent* Oh. My. Gawd, it is sooooo lyk tha sickest song eva!!!

Haha, mk seriously, some random song that a coupple of very bored teenagers made up making fun of fat ppl and all their excuses as to why they're fat.

She says she has some weired disease
He says he's allergic to cheese
She says it's just her family way
He says a growing boy needs a hamburger a day

Fat without a cause!!!
Fat without a cause!!!
Fat without a cause!!!

by baby_in_black December 28, 2005