pity fuck

when someone sleeps with someone else out of pity, usually being ones lover who is feeling unloved

dude, sharon was all sad, so i tossed her a pity fuck

by rustin garris March 6, 2008

fuck 22

its when your in a predicament whereby you're fucked if you do or fucked if you don't

getting caught with drugs is a fuck 22 - snitch or go to jail, either way you're fucked!!!

by Jack Simpson III February 11, 2009

dry fucking

rubbing genetalias

he wanted to fuck her so hard but she wasnt ready yet, so he rubbed his dick between her legs, simulating coitus, or as his old uncle would say, dry fucking.

by highwayjock April 12, 2014

flemo fuck

When a chinese man puts his odd looking middle finger up his arse while wanking for pleasure

hmmmm that was a nice flemo fuck mammy, now clean the shit off my finger

by rikyv January 6, 2008

that fucking guy

That fucking guy is the epiphany of doucheness and assholism, ever.

That fucking guy is the shittiest of the following.

That guy is the asshole friend everyones always with, but he always gets in other peoples shit and in turn thinks hes the shit.

Fucking guy is usually used to express how irritated you are that hes the fucking guy and he gets lucky as hell, when you dont.

So that leaves us with That Fucking Guy. Not This Fucking Guy, THAT Fucking Guy. The holy of all holy when it comes to just straight forward being that fucking guy. Hard to explain, easy to understand.

Look at that fucking guy. He won the lottery, went to vegas and spent all his money on blow and hookers. Just when we thought he wasnt that fucking guy anymore, we found out he got so fucked up he met a drunk indian that showed him a secret underground ancient vault with billions of dollars in pristine gold artifacts.

That Fuckin Guy...

by c0deezy November 25, 2009

fuck luck

Dual usage:
1. A stroke of astonishing luck that comes out of no where!

2. A very bad luck incident near the end of a string of bad luck that seems to never go away.

1. Person scratches off lottery ticket. "Fuck luck! I just won the damn lottery!"

2. Person has a car wreck after leaving late and spilling coffee on themselves. "Fuck luck! Can it get any fucking worse!!"

by flacker September 20, 2005

zipper fuck

to insert your penis on the zipper and zip up, causing massive devastation to your penis.

Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zipper jacket on the floor. SO I decided to zipper fuck it. Not a very good idea beacuse now my dick looks like a pot-sticker.

by Zucchini January 16, 2008