crump-stick

an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin

fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a crump-stick.

by markergo September 25, 2007

Gook Sticks

chopsticks (informal)

“How am I supposed to pick any of this food up with these fucking gook sticks? Babe, grab me a fork. I’m American by the way”

by Beezchurger4 August 24, 2023

Dicks with sticks

Used to describe a twat on a mountain who has two planks of wood and flimsy twigs

Wow those skiers sure are dicks with sticks

by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025

Blown sticks

To shoot guns or to smoke big gas aka weed

There was a shoot out down the street they was blown sticks

You wanna come over we can blow sticks

by Bïg nigga February 16, 2020

Move the sticks

Moving sticks

Progress, moving forward

In football, gaining enough yards for a first down, which moves the chain markers on the sideline.

Also a nfl podcast

4th and 5. They need 5 yards to move the sticks and keep the game going.

Move the sticks, we converted!

by germinate5063 December 22, 2024

Infuriating Stick

A boner so hard it infuriates the one with it

Guy 1: Why TF is (guy 3) slapping his dick
Guy 2: (guy 3) got an infuriating stick, that's why

by CometStealYoLungs April 22, 2024

stick noised

A person acting like they have a stick up their ass about someone else flaws and turning their noise up at their own flaws

Person A: Did you hear that Jane Doe dumped John!
Person B: Yeah, I heard she stick noised him
Person A: How rude!

by DangerNoodle5 March 9, 2023