Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female
log((age-10)^69)/18
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female
log((age-10)^69)/18
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
by dapumpkinator October 30, 2015
The local nickname given to the current mayor of the supposed fictional rural villa of freakytown. Some have said that his real name is Steffan Thomas, however this is still up for debate
Did you hear about the act Slut Shady passed last week, changing every day to be called freakday?! Apparently we have to stroke our thang for at least 45 minutes every day
by JDPTURBO May 08, 2024
a female specifically interested in gamers. a female who will trade sexual favors, nudes, or other sexual content for help in video games. a female who will lead on an innocent gamer in order to get help in their game.
i was in a match with this girl and she was real sweet and acted interested, but the first time i couldn’t get her up she bolted. what a totem slut.
by bitchzilla420 April 25, 2021
by I don't know, call me whatever August 29, 2022
that one bestfriend of yours that is a total whore who fucks anyone who walks. also goes by the name ivy
by skanky ass slut January 03, 2018
It’s original meaning is to get fucked really hardcore, but people commonly use it if something really crazy happened to someone.
If someone jumped off the roof doing a 360 flip while drinking a can of beer, someone would say to that person “OH SHIT MAN YOU GOT BANGED IN THE SLUT”
by Yadalala January 14, 2018
In the English school system, year nine is sometimes referred to as slut year. As year nine is now at the middle or peak or their time at secondary school, many students feel more grown up than before. This can lead to random dating, kissing, flirting, going out with year 7's or even year 11's. During this time, many frantically search for a boyfriend/girlfriend in fear of losing them to someone else or feeling left out.
by llama lurver August 19, 2015