Skip to main content

John

John’s usually have horse cocks, and very flirtatious. They give off so much positive energy.
Omg did you see Johns dick print in his sweats.
by Jmoney39 November 24, 2021
mugGet the John mug.

John chua

John has fine ass and great tits he’s got a great Ching personally . She’s Chinese and thinks he can use the n word little does he know he has and never will be giving permission to use the n word. He’s best friends with Obama and lactates all the time. He’s a sensitive guy who can probably fit a whole..... up there.

He loves long walks on the beach with bus dog... he can probably fit... up there.

He’s Ching and doesn't accept his culture. He likes rice and noodles
John means my dogs don’t have a name. Actually his name is Gucci

John chua is a Chink Who is a Chines fuckers who make shit in a dark room
by My actual name is John December 5, 2019
mugGet the John chua mug.

John Mocker

The name John is Gay and white, but when the full name John Preston Mocker is there then you know he is an OMEGA GAY
See John Mocker, I heard he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's PP
by DKO1 December 15, 2019
mugGet the John Mocker mug.

John Sebastian

An American singer and songwriter best known as the leader of The Lovin' Spoonful and as the person who sings the theme song for "Welcome Back Kotter."
John Sebastian should have been more popular.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2023
mugGet the John Sebastian mug.

john

Person 1: who tf is john

Person 2: big man glasses hair
Person 5: That's the most john guy I've ever seen
John: John
Person 3: that John owes me money, he is known as Johnny Debt
by SinfulMicrowave February 25, 2023
mugGet the john mug.

John

Johns are an interesting breed and are quite versatile, with the name serving as various euphemisms. Phenotypically speaking, Johns can be quite varied, but the most coveted among ideal women is the John that has recently emerged from some sort of existential crisis. One will notice this highly prized type by his interesting mix of dorkinness and raw masculinity. When not kayaking or rescuing damsels in destress, you can find a John jetsetting around the country to fix things. He fixes things, big things, machines that are important to industries which in turn help make economies run.
After paddling herself in circles in the kayak, John told Beth that he would save her if she flipped over. It was in that moment, that she knew what the hype of catching a rare Pokémon felt like, for she had spotted the rarest of Johns.
by A&Please me June 17, 2022
mugGet the John mug.

JOHN POL

A person who has a heart of Gold, and caring person,
John - Saint John the Evangelist and Saint John the Baptist

Pol or Pool is described as a lake or water where Jesus Christ baptized by Saint John the Baptist
by juan.pablo August 18, 2021
mugGet the JOHN POL mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email