On job

A synonym for “let’s get to work”/“let’s do this” and also a phrase used to describe or applaud someone acing a task.

Person 1: Let’s get it done and then blow this juke joint.

Person 2: On job bro.

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Person 3: Yo you’re smashing those citations! On job.

by Cinnamon54 December 17, 2023

Job Ghosting

When you participate in job interviews, and the company stops communicating with you, rather than letting you know that they will not hire you

I went through three rounds of interviews and then no email or call. The company is job ghosting me.

by Mockerpants2 December 6, 2022

Mcann Job

Not putting a bin bag into a bin when you are meant to

He just did a mcann job

by Buen0_Noches December 11, 2022

Steve Jobs

guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is

Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot

by p48xqz December 23, 2022

get a job week

Get a job week is a week between January 1st and January 7th and it means that you need to get a job if not, you might get laughed at

Person 1:Hey! Did you finish get a job week? There's one day left!
Person 2:I'm going to get interviewed today

by Handleisalready January 4, 2023

job-skeels

The extremely-limited (and not very good at even those few sectors of knowledge, according to his former boss, Hassan --- "Achmed...! You have worked for us for T'REE YEAHS, and you STILL haven't keeled INFIDEL ONE!") number of "employment-marketable" experiences/capabilities that Achmed originally possessed before he met the Wilson family. After he became acquainted with them and their "totally-peaceable" lifestyle and beliefs, however, the now-cheerfully-toned-down Achmed began learning to "redirect" or "channel" his use-of-explosives expertise to create lovely stone statues that he could then sell to other folks.

I never know when Achmed is gonna decide to hot-headedly make use of his assorted "job-skeels", so I always meekly ask his permission before I say anything to him, so that hopefully he won't feel so much like offing me just because I spoke to him.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

Drew Job

Giving your roommate named Tom a bj while he drinks a 40oz.

Drew didn’t have a real job, so he waited until roommate got home and gave him a Drew Job.

by Nutz56 November 19, 2018