Competitive Hand Waving

1. A euphemism for decision-making based on the best sounding idea.

2. A travel game, whereby contestants traveling in an automobile time the amount of time it takes for people in other automobiles to return a hand wave. Lowest time is best.

Currently, development decision are often made in meetings on the basis of competitive hand waving, when they should be made on the basis of usability data.

by ToeJamboree February 18, 2010

left handed scissor

When a male and a female go at it ass to vagina, respectively, using a double-ended dildo.

Nothing gets me off like a good Left Handed Scissoring with my girl!

Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.

by the_cosby_sweater April 24, 2014

Swing hands

Swing hands basically means fight.

Person 1: Yo whats the problem?

Person 2: Shut up idiot wanna swing hands?

by Pussy killer 1997 January 10, 2017

Hug with both hands

To choke someone.

That person could really use a hug with both hands.

I didn't choke anyone! I hugged them with both hands.

by Whodidwhat July 13, 2023

Hillbilly Hand Grenade

When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.

I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.

Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.

by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021

Gecko Hands

When you give your partner a hand job or finger them, and then there’s cum on your hands. You’re in the moment so you don’t have time to wipe them off so you just grab your partner and go to town. The cum then makes your hands stick to your partner.

Due to the Gecko Hands they had to shower and clean up because they were stuck together.

by Sage Patrick July 27, 2019

Hand

Something used to clap cheeks

Get bitch slapped rihanna with my hand

by Some random skid November 13, 2020