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Boomer Hands

adj./noun

A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.
"Don't let Dad try to fix it—he's got serious boomer hands. We'll lose everything."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."
by Badger66666 April 11, 2025
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if you're happy and you know it clap your hands

Describes the action of a very happy person.

Also part of a song.
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
*clap* *clap*
by wintergreenisgreen June 29, 2022
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Hand Deliver

Hand deliver your own message grown adults.
by Handprint February 13, 2014
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Hands will fly

To hit something or someone with speed.
Macey: That little gimp Joshua called me a whore if I see him again hands will fly.
by hanayamasmissingnipples_1743 September 30, 2020
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Hand soap wack

A Hand soap wack is the act of using hand soap instead of lotion to finish a beating session because you ran out of lotion.
Genghis Khan: fuck hitler do you have any more lotion.
Hitler: Have you ever been using a fuck ton of lotion and you run out and can’t finish dry because your too much of a bitch.

Genghis Khan: yeah I’m being one right now.
Hitler: well do the hand soap wack to finish that jack.
Genghis Khan: Hitler this why you killed yourself.
by PUSSY_SLAYR July 22, 2021
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Edward 40 hands

A new cool hip term for a rad dude.
by Edward40Hands July 6, 2025
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National small hands day

On the 21st October, everyone is allowed to bully people with small hands.
"Hey you got very small Hands you dwarf."

"That's mean!"

"But it's National small hands day!"
by LandaSmallHandsMan October 21, 2021
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