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machine gun fart

That fart that sputters on for a few seconds.
His friends hit the deck as he let out a long machine gun fart
by lordshanguar28 June 29, 2011
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donkey-fart-eater

A person, usually widely disliked, who thinks they know everything and should go die a slow and painful death. . . hardcore
Who's that guy that did Passion of the Christ and then went Crazy?

-- Mel Gibson.

Yeah he's such a donkey-fart-eater.
by 5h4p1r0'2 a 23r0 April 13, 2008
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Dryer then a popcorn fart

Man i am so high my mouth is dryer then a popcorn fart
by mama kyle August 3, 2011
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Fiddlers fart funnel

The act of wearing a full face gas mask with a tube running into the anus of your lover and wearing it all day while they fart down the tube
Yo did you hear? Johnny did a fiddlers fart funnel with alex last night
by Deanwinchesterton November 28, 2018
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half-sucked fart

A person can be called a 'half-sucked fart' when they are just lazy, sloppy or bad at what they do.
It is especially effective when the person starts a job or activity which you know they have little or no skill at and they don't complete it.
Why didn't you finish your homework ya' half-sucked fart?
by Paul Rapisarda February 7, 2008
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cleaning room farts

When you sit in a god forsaken cleaning room for so long that the air gets inside your body. This creates a deadly fart that can evacuate rooms.
Somthing smells like dead pheaseants.
I think Tom has the cleaning room farts
by poundtown01 October 26, 2011
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