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Douche Bag

A douche bag has the typical douche bad faux-hawk, of course. He tries to impress everyone with a large vocabulary of words, and he also thinks that because of this he is better than everyone else. He is the most metrosexual male you will ever meet, and he claims that he ISN'T GAY. Nothing wrong with being gay, boys. Just come out with it already. He also has only one goal: get into as many girl's pants as possible.
Girl #1: Dude, that guy is SUCH a douche bag.
Girl #2: The one over there with the faux-hawk and the v-neck tank top?
Girl #1: Yes! He tried to impress me by bragging about his large endowment, which supposedly runs in the family.

Girl #2: What a douche. Smh.
by LaineAnn June 21, 2011
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rushe-bag

Derogatory term for a person of Russian decent. Derived from the terms "Ruskie" and "douche-bag".
I'm sick and tired of all these communist rushe-bags.
by Swatchooget February 27, 2008
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e-bagged

Getting teabagged on the internet. Can occur via webcam, or through misleading links.
I totally e-bagged Chris on webcam last night.
by The Real Slim Brady March 3, 2009
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Frodo-bagging

When a very hairy man attempts to teabag another woman.
I got home late last night and Hannah was all over my dick for getting home late and she thought i was cheating on her.

Well what did you do about it.

I gave her a good ol' frodo-bagging and it shut her up real fast.
by YouPig July 12, 2012
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Bag of Water

A topic or discussion about a topic which does not hold shape and thus is hard to carry. You poke here, the water shifts, and bulges there.
The discussion about "does God exist" is such a bag of water. We will never come to agreement here.
by klugeit August 17, 2011
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drill bag

Can you believe all the drill bags that come to these shows?
by filthy Anarchist July 29, 2004
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T-Bag

an old wanna-be groupie that hangs around bands with her panties flying when they are the age of her children(or the ages of what her children should be)
"OMG! Did you just see "T.ina Sullivan" at the Banderas show???? She's like...my grandma...What a T-bag!!
by LampLampLampLampLamp November 2, 2011
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