poop and mint

The process of consuming a mint while deficating in a toilet. This is used to achieve a more refreshing poop.

Austin: I gotta shit.

Tommy: don't forget a mint.

Austin: oh marvelous idea! Poop and mints are so refreshing.

by Poop and mint bros May 10, 2016

poop i spy

Sneaking a peek at the toilet paper after wiping your butt at the conclusion of a dump.

I can attest to the clean break and clean toilet paper wipe after my dump because I pulled a Poop I Spy.

by RealDollParts February 15, 2017

Chop N Poop

You're doing the lady in the ass and right when you're about to cum, you take out some hedge clippers a chop off your penis then watch her poop it out with all the poopy blood cum.

You can only do the chop N poop once.

by Fullblore November 20, 2021

rusty poop

When you forget to flush your log and it sits in the toilet bowl (or floor) for several days until someone notices.

Melissa, why is there a rusty poop on the kitchen floor?

by AJ911 April 11, 2019

Poop surpressor delux

Wife that gives her husband a hard time every time he says he is going to poop.

Poop Surpressor Delux
Husband :Honey I am going to go poop.

Wife: Again?! You just went before. How many times are you going to go poop? I never met someone that poops as much as you. You poop every day. Blah blah blah and on and on

by March 09, 2024

Poop lazy

When a person is so insanely lazy that they are even too lazy to poop and make someone else fuck the poop out of their anus.

Steve: Are you really too lazy to poop yourself?
Jordan: Yeah, just fuck it out again. I am poop lazy.

by Sikstienajn April 17, 2019

dung beetle on top of the poop

An unwanted or degrading feature that worsens an already unfavorable situation, highlighting its baseness or unpleasantness.

The project was already a mess, and his lazy attitude was the dung beetle on top of the poop.

by BHARAT_THE_GREAT June 23, 2025