shit wipe

1. Something you use to wipe your bum with.

2. Another word for asshole/shithead

John: I fucked your girl

Me: You're a fucking shit wipe

by jackmywhang February 27, 2009

shitting balls

To be extremely nervous.

spencer: pull over the cops are behind us!
steve: awww man. im shitting balls right now.

by spencer urbanowicz March 21, 2008

shit taster

1. (n.) A person whose breath stinks from indeed tasting shit.

2. (n.) An extremely annoying person; a person who talks too much.

1. Oh, my God! Please brush your teeth, you shit taster!

2. Jesus, do you ever shut up, shit taster?

by faggotron fo fags June 24, 2006

shitted off

It means the same as pissed off but with much more severity.

Jack was piddled-off...no, pissed off...er...um...fucking shitted off that some true-blue total asshaberdasher had kicked the urinal off the wall and then smashed it to bits with a hammer, knowing full well that it will be months before Jack can afford to have it replaced!

by Telephony September 7, 2019

shit berry

any berry in the wood that is picked and rolled around in the finger of one who had just bare-handedly wiped there ass.

shit berries are often used as in an initiation ritual when welcoming city folk into a more rural community.

i hear y'all folks just moved here from the big city. let me show you some of the local vegetation, here smell this. we call that a shit berry.

by minnow3647 March 23, 2010

Shit squat

When you have to shit really bad but you're in a public place so you squat over the seat without touching it

Guy 1: i have to shit but the toilets are all dirty and there's none of those sanitary papers

Guy 2: do a shit squat

by Phantomgammax August 27, 2009

girlhood shit

Activities, keepsakes or strong memories from a female's childhood days; not to be confused with boyhood shit and its long-standing relationships with Power Ranger marathons or excessively annoying 3 a.m. back-to-back turntable sessions of Hawaii Five-0 and A-Team theme songs covered by groups with names like, "Hungover Forever Love Mister Man"

The coed finally gathered courage and ripped open the faded box her mother sent her after she'd moved to the Big Apple. It held most sacred girlhood shit, her's and that of departed same-gender ancestors: Barbie fashion plates, cleverly concealing in their epic template compartment a sad, unused contraceptive fossil. (But, the coed mused, perhaps "The Sponge" qualified more as old school twenty-something shit.) Other artifacts she discovered made her long to have lived out her own meh surrounded-by-shit girlhood during colonial times, especially the gray-green potions and brittle, moldy, black bottled herbs of her witchy predecessors. Perhaps girlhood wasn't such shit after all.

by savedbyfacebutmostlyface February 6, 2013