flying jumbo nuts

when you throw a naked man with inflamed testicles off a particularly high building for no particular reason.

i love to see flying jumbo nuts when im sad, it always makes me happy.

by fubar is not wiggles as he is February 21, 2010

nut-cut shorts

Male shorts that are so short the male genitalia can be seen.

Damn, I wish that fag would put on some longer shorts. His balls are hanging out of his nut-cut shorts.

by jessie blum May 12, 2008

Icy Nut Dragon

The act of freezing genital warts off of testicles with liquid nitrogen.

After banging that hood rat had to ride the icy nut dragon to git rid of what she gave me.

by Thomas Pynchon September 27, 2014

Speckled Dough Nut

When a dough misses the sink and cums all over his face.

Damn son you smell like a speckled dough nut.

by Mr_O May 6, 2015

calm your nuts

Like "calm your tits" but nuts, ie. balls

Guy 1: "I can't believe ____'s been dickin around with my girl! I outta fuck that guy up!"
Guy 2: "Dude calm your nuts!"

by Manateecup July 29, 2015

stepping on my nuts

aggressively proving a point that is completely false in order to falsify a truth.

Quit stepping on my nuts with that information. I know the right answer and it isn't what you are telling me.

by imstoneybologna October 7, 2015

Oven Roasted Nuts

When you place your nuts inside of your partners anus and they proceed to fart.

"Yo how dirty was she?"
"She was vanilla, I asked her for oven roasted nuts and she never hit me back up"

by Reyx June 28, 2016