Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher

A derogatory term used to describe a woman that you would like to have sex with.

Hey, Darren, there is a rare bird (Darren turns to look). There a Double-Breasted Mattress Thrasher.

by Kneeneye November 6, 2011

double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence,m since more often than not, domestic violence is single-handedly one-sided): when both partners in a relationship commit physical, mental, emotional and psychological violence and abuse against each other, usually following acrimonious arguments.

IMHO Slava Voynov's recent case is double-barreled assault and battery, not domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.

by Sexydimma January 12, 2015

Jack-off double feature

When you masturbate two times in a row.

"I masturbated, and just after i finished cumming, I masturbated again. It was a jack-off double feature."

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. April 19, 2015

Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk

Sexual position popular among homosexual males which consists of sticking your balls in the other persons anus, while the other person does the same. When the scrotums are placed in the orifice the two persons masturbate each other following the same rythm. The people are sitting in front of each other similar to the "Scissor Sisters" position.

The Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk (DCMJ) is perfectly achieved when both people ejaculate at the same moment.

- You remember that spanish guy Totoezzo ?

- Oh yeah, i sure remember that stallion...
- We did a Double Caumonty Mirror Jerk yesterday at his place.

- Wow, you crazy MF

by 666g666 September 2, 2015

double-first cousin-pibling

Child of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Double Reverse Tim Allen

When she’s doing the splits on your face, and you make a Tim Allen noise into her pussy. Then, with incredible aim you bounce her off your face onto your dick. Then finally turn her over, spin around and continue fucking.

Person 1: yo, I was eating Stacy out last night and I hit her with the Double Reverse Tim Allen.

Person 2: How the hell did you get into my house?

by godsunfinishedcreation October 5, 2021

Double Hog Back Growler

Dropping your pants and pushing the penis and scrotum between your legs before bending over and displaying your buttocks (and male parts) in a mooning gesture.

Mooning wasn't enough to express my displeasure with King Longshanks, so I decided to present him with the double hog back growler!

by Drippy D September 4, 2013