flying jumbo nuts

when you throw a naked man with inflamed testicles off a particularly high building for no particular reason.

i love to see flying jumbo nuts when im sad, it always makes me happy.

by fubar is not wiggles as he is February 21, 2010

nut-cut shorts

Male shorts that are so short the male genitalia can be seen.

Damn, I wish that fag would put on some longer shorts. His balls are hanging out of his nut-cut shorts.

by jessie blum May 13, 2008

Pre Nut Nonsense

The opposite of post nut clarity.

The mindset and subsequent actions of a man relentlessly pursuing sexual gratification.

Girl 1: He told me he loved me last night, but it was just pre nut nonsense
Girl 2: Guys really will say anything to get laid

by mvwisco December 05, 2020

Dad de nut

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The best feeling ur dad can give U!!!

Mom: I have 6 nuts
Dad: Let me dad de nut
Mom: Oh yaaa

by Captain4gamer March 13, 2018

Slick Nuts Jimmy

A term used for satisfaction or approval of an outcome in daily life. Usually used to end a conversation. Jimmy is used for a general name to informally address any male.

"Hey do we have a test today?" ,"No" ,"Slick nuts jimmy!"

by Beekay2124 February 19, 2016

Black Friday nut

Your first time nutting after coming home from Thanksgiving with your family.

Tom: How was your Thanksgiving?
Jeff: Nothing special, but the Black Friday nut afterward was fantastic.

by IronicPrayer November 24, 2016

nut sack empathy

The painful empathetic feeling a man gets in his nuts, while watching another man get a nut shot.

A: *watches someone get sacked in the nuts*
B: *cups balls in pain of watching the poor sap get sacked in the nuts*
C: "hey why are you holding your nuts, you'd didn't get sacked"
B: "I feel it though bro, I'm feeling that nut sack empathy"

by emlescure August 29, 2017