Tit

Someone who exudes safe, fun, dad energy.

Jake is so excited about his propane grill, he’s such a tit.

by Nope, not me September 22, 2021

send tits day

Everyone has to send their tits to you no matter what!

Peter: Hey, it’s national send tits day on March 26, show me your tits!
Anna: Of course Peter!

by Czech batman March 26, 2024

Mctaco Tits

America's 45th and 47th president. A senile, ragged old bag of dried up smelly leather who needs to learn when to keep its mouth shut.

"Hey, you heard what orange man said on the news today?"

"Oh, you mean mr. Mctaco tits?"

by patriquito October 4, 2025

collision tits

Breast so voluptuous, they would save the lady from a head on collision.

Megan came out of that 3 car pileup thanks to her collision tits.

by tanglebones May 31, 2018

Sharp as a butchers tit

Used to describe a blunt knife or blade

Thats about as sharp as a butchers tit.

by Vandoor October 26, 2018

Lick my tit bitch

If you are over weight and someone is talking shit use the phrase "Lick My Tit Bitch

"your so shit at basket ball"

"Lick my tit bitch"

by BIG_ L May 17, 2021

national send tits day

On this day February 8th, send this to someone to have them show you their tits. This can be used to twice to the same person.

friend 1:,omg my crush just sent me titty pics.

friend 2: what how?
friend 1: it’s national send tits day.

by d@ddy frëak February 8, 2024