Nature's cat call. Those times life teases you with an allure, but nobody is there trying to fuck you. Oftentimes, you will have no idea where that sense of attraction is coming from, as if its the universe's invisible finger placed tenderly under your chin.
Dude 1: I really need to lay off the porn dude, I was walking through the park today and I almost felt horny from how good the cool breeze and the trees made me feel.
Dude 2: No dude, that's not weird, that's the tit's call.
Dude 2: No dude, that's not weird, that's the tit's call.
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