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Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).
How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”
by Hxrvey May 23, 2018
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sex god

An utterly unbelievably sexy man that it is impossible to keep your panties up around. He's the whole damn package, sexy, smart, funny, the sweetest weirdo you'll ever meet who's adorable af.
my boyfriend archie is a sex god pwarrr.
by locked locket June 30, 2018
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God of war ragnarok

God Of War Ragnarok is a game, a game that gamed like no other game before.
Bro1:Hey bro wanna play God of war ragnarok

Bro2:smooch me right now

Bro1:bet
by Boylikefringpan143 April 22, 2024
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God Rip

A bong rip that consists of 80% tobacco and 20% weed. It only counts as a god rip if you are spinning and your body vibrates.
it’ll usally end with throwing up.
Bra that faka was one god rip
by jehebdrb November 12, 2025
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Combo God

Some Black dude who likes to scam people. MF thinks hes Saul Goodman with his cringe ass fuckin "Combo Courts"
Person 1: "Yo Combo God forgot to give the winner 1k again"
Person 2: *Pretends to be shocked*
by Esharp The Only December 28, 2022
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God

by BobShirleyFan62 February 24, 2022
mugGet the Godmug.

ur god fraud

The most devastating insult that anyone can say. Even god forbid it. Every time somebody says "your god fraud,"
The galaxy Andromeda moves 1,000,000,000,000,000 miles close to us.

Landen: Your mom gay
Adam: Your dad lesbian
Landen: Your sister a mister
Adam: Your brother a mother
Landen: Your grandpap a trap
Adam: Your granny tranny
Landen: Your aunt a croissant
Adam: Your species feces
Landen: Don't make me do it!
Adam: You won't you pussy!

Landen: ur god fraud

*universe explodes*

*god dies*
*universe collapses on itself*
Landen: ur mom gay
Adam: ur dad lesbian
Landen: ur sister a mister
Adam: ur brother a mother
Landen: ur grandpap a trap
Adam: ur granny tranny
Landen: ur aunt a croissant
Adam: ur species feces
Landen: Don't make me do it!
Adam: You won't you pussy!

Landen: ur god fraud

*universe explodes*

*god dies*
*universe collapses on itself*
by jehovahschild May 27, 2018
mugGet the ur god fraudmug.

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