Simp

Simp is an Internet slang term describing someone who shows excessive sympathy and attention toward another person, typically someone who does not reciprocate the same feelings, in order to win their affection

Alicia: Omg Sofi is such a simp!
Sam: Sofi is the embodiment of the word simp.
Sofi: BRUH.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021

Simp Jail

A place in which simps are sent to serve a sentence when they act out of pocket.

Sofi: Bran Bran's new haircut is so cute~
Sam: Simp Jail.
Sofi: WHAT.

by CupidsDefinitions November 22, 2021

Simp

Simp means
S= Super
I=Insane
M=Minecraft
P=Player

-Friend “ yo bro your a simp
-Me “ stfu I don’t like girls any girl rn I wanna stay single forever l
-Friend “ oh no not like that it mean super intense Minecraft player SIMP duh “
-Me “ ohhhh you got me there bud “

by Lolshddh November 22, 2021

simp

Sniper

I
Monkey
P

Yhea, I'm a simp, Sniper monkey

by Le Habichuel November 22, 2021

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 4, 2024

Simp

Holden Decoch

Holden Decoch is a simp

by GizmoKage April 9, 2024

Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024