red christmas tree

Stuffing a Christmas tree shaped dildo into a virgin and making her bleed over it.

Billy gave his friend Nartha a red christmas tree.

by Solid Snail October 17, 2013

red shirt friday

Any Friday is Red Shirt Friday. You should wear a red shirt, if you forget there is always next week.

Today is Friday so i should wear my red shirt, becasue it is Red Shirt Friday.

by Teddy Z October 2, 2006

Red Light District

Area of extremely high concentration of activating brake lights and stop lights found in and around urban areas.

I hate riding in the red light district. Too many red lights!

by Rock6Times May 3, 2010

detroit red wings

Good team whose stats are incredibly beefed up by the fact that they play in the Central Division which is easily the weakest in the Western Conference AND the NHL overall. 24 of their 82 games have been played this year against Columbus, St-Louis and Chicago. All of those teams are struggling like hell to get a win every 5-10 games. They're just no match for Detroit who gets all those free points with almost no effort. Despite all this, Detroit does indeed rock and is one of the better teams in the league. Still, if they played in a better division, they would have at least 30 less points or so.

Detroit Red Wings Fan: Wow, our Wings are so good. They beat Chicago which doesn't even have half the wins they have! It's so amazing. We truly have the best team even though everybody else has to play often against way better teams.

by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006

red light shower

The sexual act of a couple exiting their vehicle when they reach a red light and taking turns urinating on each other in the middle of an intersection before the light turns green again. Not a good idea during rush hour.

After drinking their sodas, Hektor and the foreign exchange student decided to enjoy a red light shower on top of their 1978 Cutlass.

by CatatonicMalnutrition April 22, 2011

Red Chode Muffin

A bi-sexual ginger who enjoys getting plowed in the ass after getting pissed on by Transsexuals with Chlamydia

That Jonah Smith is a quite the Red Chode Muffin!

by Chris4Life April 29, 2009

red sox fan

Someone who likes to spend so long having sex that parts start chaffing and turning red. Named after a famous Baseball team who took so damn long to win people had DIED waiting for them.
Red Sox fans are people who believe that their inability to climax makes them great lovers as opposed to tedious ones.

"Oh my God, he kept going on and on, a total Red Sox fan!"
"No way!"
"Way! And you know what? Afterwards he was convinced I had just witnessed the best sex on Earth!"
"What a loser!"

by Daddy Danton October 15, 2007