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post-work poop

Our toilets at work were covered in urine, so I couldn’t poo. Need to release that PWP(Post-Work Poop), I’ll call you back.
by NoGoodUseless1 December 28, 2022
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Poop Fart

A depressing accident where you are lounging in your living room in only underwear and your let a loud one rip and feel proud of yourself, only to discover the award winning fart included a surprise splattering of feces that soaked through your briefs and onto your tan couch.
Sylvia ruined my sofa with her stank poop fart. This stain will never come out!”
by Schnortle McFly January 7, 2023
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poop

brown stuff that comes out of your ass or a word commonly used in 1st grader insults
ew my poop is red

your a poop!
by anonymous January 9, 2023
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Poop the baby

The act of shoving your index finger into a infants rectum instead of checking their anus for poop.
by Cody5050 January 10, 2023
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Poop sock

A sock used to defecate into, typically shared amongst siblings during playtime to avoid leaving to use the bathroom. A big mistake that's made is the when children grow up, they don't grow out of the poop sock phase. Either that or the middle child will take the poop sock and smack it against the wall spreading the poop all over the wall.
The youngest: Who has the poop sock? I need to go really badly.
The oldest: I think your big brother took it.
The middle: Guys, emergency! Mom found the poop sock!
by Your brother in Christ April 7, 2023
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Pooping Tom

Usually pooping is a solo act for shy people. A Pooping Tom is someone who likes to look at other people while they drop a log
Honey, hurry up and brush your teeth! I don't want to be a Pooping Tom!
by Polarbearwizard April 10, 2023
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poop

instead of pooping in the toilet you poop on your boyfriends chest and he licks it off
1. you have to poop but dont want to in the toilet
2. so you ask your boyfriend/girlfriend to do something ang gets in the mood
3. you tell him close his eyes and then you start pooping on him and he smells it
4. then he licks it and gets to having fun with her/he
by MINISTUFF130 April 22, 2023
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