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Cash my Gold

Some shitty company that lets you 'sell your unwanted gold' but they only give you a couple of quid. Their adverts are fucking piss taking and are on 24:7 on music channels. ONLY TWATS PAY ATTENTION TO CASHMYGOLD ADS.
Tv: HAVE YOU GOT ANY UNWANTED GOLD?
Angry person screaming at tv: NO, FUCK OFF.
Tv: Well go to Cash my gold .co.uk
angry person: N O
by IHateCashMyGold December 9, 2009
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Flip my gusset

when "oh my god" just isn't enough!
What do you mean you didn't bring any cake!? Flip my gusset!
by Mr Advocate July 25, 2016
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mans that’s not my mans

Your man who is your man but not exactly. He’s your crush, but he might not know it.
Becky: OMG! Rachel is talking to drew! Doesn’t she know he is my mans that’s not my mans?!
by Eat her good June 4, 2018
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Kiss my ring

1.) In the medieval period and up until the present, rank was often signified by the wearing of a ring (i.e. Popes, Kings, Dukes, etcetera). One would kiss a person ring to show submission to authority. 2.) Parodied today by the detail that the anus is referred to as, and one might argue resembles, a ring...
1.) 'My liege' bending down on one knee and kissing extended hand bearing ring

2.) Turning one's arse toward a person perceived as an idiot and uttering 'Kiss my ring!'
by Nehustan September 24, 2010
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pee on my parade

When one person intentionally ruins another person's dreams or takes away some happiness. Similar to "rain on my parade," but to do it intentionally and perhaps with malice.
What do you mean you don't think I'm smart enough to get into Harvard Law? Man, don't pee on my parade!

Or

You ate the last cupcake? I was looking forward to it all day! You peed on my parade!
by JavaJaneOhio July 10, 2010
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fuck my luck

An expression that shows dismay over one's situation.
What do you mean the car won't start? Ohhh, fuck my luck.
by hhamdy283 April 6, 2006
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My hair is a bird

Tom: You're a bad friend.

Nicolas: My hair is a bird.

Tom: Nevermind. My argument is invalid.
by Frankenstein Goldfinger March 1, 2009
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