White water wedding

A wedding planned and executed within a 3 month time span, often held in an outdoor area with little or no reception

I have to drive 5 hours to attend my friend's white water wedding and they probably only rented one porta-potty

by bones_ May 6, 2025

Water

unnecessary.

i fucking hate water get that shit away from me.

by mrprune/yourfuturehusband May 6, 2025

Salt water pool

Slang term for the NSFW side of the internet.

I hate degenerate salt water pool swimmers

by JYKowalski May 7, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles Hold Screech Flute Then Whistles When It Raining Fluid That Sounds Like Trickled Water<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles Hold Screech Flute Then Whistles When It Raining Fluid That Sounds Like Trickled Water<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel JosE RObles Hold Screech Flute Then Whistles When It Raining Fluid That Sounds Like Trickled Water<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Cayenne Pepper, Lemon , Ginger Ale, Water<.7.9.7.6.

<.7.9.7.6.>Cayenne Pepper, Lemon , Ginger Ale, Water<.7.9.7.6.

<.7.9.7.6.>Cayenne Pepper, Lemon , Ginger Ale, Water<.7.9.7.6.

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

European Water Baloon

An act of any uncircumsized person placing their foreskin onto a water nozzle and letting it fill up, then sealing it, ergo making a water baloon

Trent made a european water baloon on a school sink today. Didn't know that fucking freak was uncircumsized

by Docker81 May 15, 2025

Darth Maul Water Hose

When you're sick and spewing from both ends.

Guy 1: "Aw man, last week I was so sick, I was on the toilet and I had to do a Darth Maul Water Hose."
Guy 2: "Gross, don't tell me about that."

by ArtOfMecha May 17, 2025