In golf, the term 'double-green' refers to the area of frog hair surrounding the further manicured 'primary-green'. If a group of players choose to wager on 'greenies', landing on the double-green must be considered a winning stroke, and in fact is many times preferable to the primary-green. This is a very important but often disregarded distinction, especially at Normandy Oaks GC in Royal Oak, Michigan.

Golfer A: "I think I landed on the green."
Golfer B: "No, that's close but not the green"
Golfer A: "It's the double-green"
Golfer B: "Touche"

Double-Green by GreenieBoy69 July 14, 2017

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double-dipping brewsloth

A person in any setting where coffee is being self served and they RE-USE coffee grinds to brew the next pot.

I caught Gunther making a new pot of coffee with the old grinds! Gunther is such a double-dipping brewsloth.

double-dipping brewsloth by TKx2 July 13, 2017

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Double hand grenade

When you put a fist in a girls ass and vagina. You then spread out your fingers while inside of her and make an explosion noise. While making the explosion noise you pull your hands out as quickly as possible.

I gave that bitch a double hand grenade then dropped her off at the hospital. The doctor said that she won't walk correctly for weeks.

Double hand grenade by Brotner August 14, 2017

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Double Fistception

The act of fisting someone with both fists through the vagina and asshole and giving yourself a fistbump during the process.

John: Hey Georgia, later you and me going to do a little double fistception later?

Georgia: I can't, I had Taco Bell earlier. Maybe some other time when I don't have the runs.

Double Fistception by Allybama July 28, 2017

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