King poop

The shit you take the day after drinking a lot of beer.

Bob: Last night was so awesome. I drank so much beer!
Fred: Me too! I have to take the king poop now, though. I'll see you in a couple hours.

*a few hours later*

Bob: Wow, Fred. You look skinnier.

by The King Shit February 18, 2012

Poop Groupers

A group of friends that have nothing better to do so they get on Facebook and post perverted and pointless things.

Those Poop Groupers are so annoying.

by MizzDaii August 3, 2012

poop-a-traitor

an asshole, who takes advantage of you being drunk, shits all over youre appartment and blames it on you daily

Poop-a-traitor: Hey goose you big fat hairy nig, I absolutely know that you shat all over our appartment!

Goose: No, youre the poop-a-traitor.

by hello everyone! November 16, 2011

face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011

Poop and Shoot

When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.

Hey, watch me poop and shoot

by shitbirdie November 4, 2011

poop-pedo

When you use a public restroom and its so nasty you squat over the tank and drop a shit in it.

Man that gas station toilet was as so fucking nasty I had to drop a poop-pedo.

by 70mach1 September 30, 2011

poop to the peep

like... peep to the poop

ga: hey ba? did you hear that?
ba: yeah! i think that's a poop to the peep!
ga: oh! so like... peep to the poop!

by ga chan November 23, 2021