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Fucking and shitting

Two things you shouldn't do at the same time.
He was fucking and shitting at the same time. What a sick bastard! The girl he was fucking got an infection!
by Bobby222 May 26, 2009
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Shit Squad

When three or more people take a shit at the same time in a public bathroom.
The three men entered the bathroom stalls at the same time, forming a Shit Squad.
by TheFiend138 December 4, 2014
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shit-steak

1. somebody who is a an all around dumb shithead
2. a joking slang insult
1 that shit-steak drank all my beer!
2 dude, you are such a shit-steak
by The reeferman October 7, 2006
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Break Shit!!!

Too get super drunk/high etc... and just have an awesome time.

To be belligerent in your mannerisms and never take no for an answer!
To go get what you want and destroy all in your path!
The ultimate form of pure bliss!

Or The war cry you chant just before starting a rage mob to ransack the city!

Note: must always be followed by at least one exclamation marks, the more the better.
also all credit for the creation of this word goes to my dear friend Justin Holly.
"What are we doing tonight?" "Let's BREAK SHIT!!!" "BREAK SHIT!" "They took our jobs!" "Break shit!!!!!!!!" *mob breaks out and the town is reduced to rubble, whilst all survivors are hammered drunk*
by Jesusmann November 17, 2010
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Shit Bath

The act of pouring bubble bath, bath salts, or dish soap in the toilet prior to passing a bowel movement. Many people enjoy listening to sounds of nature records while performing a shit bath.
Kelly: "I feel like I have been neglecting my mud muffins lately. My poop has been nothing but good to me and I haven't done a single nice thing back. I'm going to treat the next one to a nice shit bath."
Dad: "Don't use the good laundry detergent."
by CATFOOODS February 1, 2012
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no shit, son

a phrase used when the sayer of the phrase wishes to express knowledge of an aforementioned statement, regardless of the context.
Person A (To a Metallica Fan): You know nothing about the lyrical stylings and intricacies of Ben Folds.
Person B: No shit, son.

Person A: I just realized the clouds are blue.
Person B: No shit, son.
by khrushchev April 25, 2007
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Shit The Nest

A) To really mess up badly.
B) To feed lots of cherries to Wild Canadian geese resulting in them having massive diarrea.
"Dude you totally Shit the Nest last night man"

"Man those poor geese are gonna shit the nest tonight"
by Ashley Devon West August 5, 2009
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