rock poop 

Circa. 2007.

1. A more effusive and beautiful synonym for phrases such as "bam!", and "there you go!"

2. A substitute for "let's go," or "let's dip."

3. An utterance of intense emotion, good, bad, or otherwise. A general phrase of awesome'ness.

1. *Describing some difficult problem* "...and so you just connect the leads, power on the supply and there you go! ROCK POOP."

2. "Alright, let's ROCK POOP."

3. *After significant feat* "ROOCCCK POOOOOPPP!!!" (In the style of William Wallace in Braveheart)

rock poop by potato_monster!!! November 12, 2009

glitter poop 

GLITTER POOP IS SOMETHING THAT COMES OUT OF A UNICORNS ASS ALONG WITH RAINBOWS.

LOOK AT THAT! ITS SHITTING GLITTER POOP

glitter poop by SEXYMCSWAG October 22, 2013

claim poop 

A dominating sexual act wherein one partner defecates on the other and then places a flag in it. The flag may have an emblem of a country or a name written upon it.

"I totally claim pooped the shit outta that!"

"I got claim pooped last night. It was awesome."

claim poop by ovalteens September 28, 2007

spikey poop

A jagged mineral like expulsion associated with explosive anal pain after constipation

Daquarita ate a whole block of cheese, then she had a spikey poop. That poop was on fleek.

spikey poop by daquarita February 17, 2015

Super-poop 

Whether in grade school or college, having to take a dumb between classes but having five minutes or less to do so. This includes walking to/from classes, gathering belongings, and weaving through massive crowds of people.

" Damn, you got here like right as the bell rang.." "Sorry, I stopped to take a super-poop."

Super-poop by Keepitgoing June 15, 2017

Alligator Poop 

A fairly large, firm and straight poop that sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl with the tip coming out of the water a few centimetres.

Ex. 1 - Doctor: "How would you describe your stool?" - Patient: "Alligator."

Ex. 2 - Steve: "Man ever since I added more whole wheats to my diet, I've been making alligator poops! It's great!"

Alligator Poop by patcaptain August 7, 2017

Ghost poop 

A ghost poop is a big fart that comes out as the poop that never was. A ghost poop.

Lyla: eww gross you just farted mom.
Mom: A fart is just a ghost poop. It was the poop that never was.
Lyla: Your ghost poop smells

Ghost poop by Squatting eagle October 8, 2017