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Puppet Job

A hand job with a sock on your hand.
That girl put my old tube sock to good use when she gave me a stellar puppet job last night.
by Harambe Jr. August 29, 2016
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hog job

The art of sticking a wild hog into the anus.
Emily was doing a Hog Job to me when she slipped her finger in my bog of eternal stench!
by Hagrid from PS1 October 9, 2017
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Lie-Job

When somebody lies about getting past base 1
Rory: I got a blowie
Chris: Thats a lie-job mate.
by DementedSquirrel September 7, 2016
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Snuffle job

When a women attempts to sniff a penis inside of her nose but instead ends up tickling the penis to ejaculation
"Woah man, last night Jenny gave me a snuffle job and I blew a load right up her left nostril"

"Good job Kenny"
by Mad Dawg Marty July 16, 2023
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tennis job

Cutting an X with a knife into a tennis ball then masterbait inside it.
First you start off as a beginner Tennis jobber. Then an intermediate Tennis jobber, but onto last and infamous " The Master Baller!" Horray Horray!!!
by LazyLarry27 April 30, 2021
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punching a job

People who are aiming above their range. Generally working on superior jobs.
Something s were pulled from what I can do. I'm just punching a job.
by Amamuniversal October 5, 2017
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the 7 I's of Steve Jobs

7 simple English words starting in the letter I (intuition, imagination, invention, integration, interpretation, ingenuity and innovation) that not only define Steve Jobs as an individual, but also epitomize the spirit of all human scientific and technological progress since the beginnings of civilization.
what does the letter ``I`` stand for in words such as Iphone, Ipad and Ipod? The answer is simple; the I in each of these words represent the 7 I's of Steve Jobs.
by Sexydimma October 17, 2014
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