Shmuel Juice

A Viscous liquid, defined as a comforting mental flow to calm anxieties. Excreted overtime and could result in a mess if dried up.

The thicker the Shmuel Juice the browner the liquid.

When Shmuel juice gets stuck to skin hair or clothing, the only effective measure is to discard it and surgically remove the affected area if it is viscous. If the Shmuel Juice is clear or slightly yellow, mix 3 drops of chlorhexidine gluconate with warm soapy water and treat area with solution by gentle scrubbing for 5 minutes. Works on all surfaces!

Never attempt to Self operate

Jimmy: What's that on your shirt?

Tom: OH Shit! I got Shmuel Juice on me

Jimmy: Damn bro, your not getting that out for weeks!

by TheOGtruthteller January 11, 2024

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turnup juice

Booze that gets randos to turn up! ***see rando

Omg! This frat party is dope! Let’s get some more turnup juice to keep the ball rolling! Let’s shotgun a beer!

by Mumbs May 19, 2018

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Juice dongle

That droplet that slowly drips from the tip of your dongle.

Stacy loved to catch my juice dongle with the tip of her tongue.

by Moist oyster December 6, 2022

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Man Juice

A fluid that comes from a mans fuckin penis.

For littles they call it Daddy's milk

Taehyung: jimin can Ah! Ah! Can I have some of your milk daddy. (Man Juice(

Jimin: Sure baby boy get ready its gonna come from my dick any second...

by YOONMINSTANNNNN~~ December 21, 2018

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Dred Juices

The blood that collects on the dredlocks composed of the pubic hair above a women's vagina, and then is proceeded to be used as a tampon.

Girl 1: Ah man, I hate it when I forget to bring my tampon!!
Girl 2: That's the worse, good luck getting through the day!
Girl 1: Don't worry about it, I'll just use my dreds to substitute for the day and wash the dred juices out later.

by bassisthetits April 9, 2012

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