rounding for effect

Rounding a price downward if you want it to appear inexpensive, but upward if you want it to appear expensive.

Joe, you should buy one, they're only, like 2 bucks!
Joe: They're $2.99, what a major rounding for effect you just pulled!

by BillyBuggy September 8, 2018

The Jimbibi Effect

When somebody comes in a room and the majority leaves.

The Jimbibi effect:

*Jimbibi has joined the room*
*Bob has left the room*
*Caroline has left the room*
*Rob has left the room*
*Lisa has left the room*
*Satan has left the room*
*Common sense has left the room*

by Mistah tea September 9, 2018

XX Effect

The difference in personality that the presence of a female can cause in a male. A guy will do anything possible to cater for the girl, even if it means leaving the bros behind. It can often trigger increased aggression, funnel vision, lack of attentiveness and broken relationships with the mandem.

Dom: Yo, where’s Jacob?

Robbie: He’s off with Kate

Dom: Haven’t seen him since last month and we go to the same school! He’s acting different.

Jim: Must be the XX Effect

by SilverRod0203 September 16, 2018

schmitt-effect

The unyielding beliefe that every problem can be solved useing a perl script.

Schmitt is the highest coincil of the perl comminity. The schmitt-effect ist the unyielding belief that every problem is solveable with perl

Person A: I have crippeling depression.
Person B: I can fix that with a perl script

by JOption September 18, 2018

The Kardashian effect

It's when someone complains about how hard they have it, not to get OR take the help offered, but just simply because they want to get attention and create drama to show how hard they think they think they have it.

Especially useful on social media

Example: I’m stuck on the freeway car broken down, no one for miles, kids screaming in the back seat, my eldest has a disability and doesn’t understand and I have no mobile service but it dropped in enough to post this 😰

Response: Help offered by multiple people all turned down with the ‘ill solider on’, it’ll be ok’ or ‘this is my life I’m used to it’. And yet they can keep responding to said posts/texts. Oh, your suffering from the kardashian effect!

by Hsrat28 September 23, 2018

pho-effect

When you’re sick with a sinus infection and eat spicy pho to clear your sinuses. As a result of your spicy-ass pho, you feel better and your face stops trying to drain all the time.

Lorraine: I’m gonna eat this pho so I can have the “pho-effect”.

John: Careful, it doesn’t last long and then your back to feeling like garbage.

Lorraine: It’s worth it

by Princess Lorraine September 27, 2018

Stupid effect

The stupid effect is when cute online couples break up. For example, david and liza(their ship name is stupid hence the name of this effect) or Lauren and Alex.

I hope Matt and stef don’t suffer from the stupid effect!

Or I hope (insert cute online couple here) doesn’t suffer from the stupid effect!

by PunkishImmortal October 1, 2018