chocolate trump

When you do what you thought was a fart but actually it was the shits. Usually accompanied by a sudden warm feeling in the underpants...

"Whoa, what's that stain on the sofa?"

"Had to clean up 'cos I did a chocolate trump"

by TrickyTrevMcTrick May 17, 2016

Trumped

(Verb) Lied. Particularly, lying in a verbose and exaggerated manner. A bold-faced, lie or extreme exaggeration.

Oh, you be trumping! You trumped so bad! That is not true!

by Stirling Lass May 3, 2018

Trump Fade

The Trump Fade occurs when Donald J. Trump opens his gumpers spouting nonsense about economics, causing the dollar index to jump. Then, less than 24 hours later, the dollar gets shit on again.

Did you guys watch that Trump Fade? I made like 100 pips

by FruityFrito January 26, 2018

dump the trump

To not support The Donald

I so am going to dump the trump

by Marti marto December 26, 2016

You done trumped up

A sub-definition of you done fucked up

When making a drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" and your drinking buddies initially support you because you promise them stupid things like: "Then Rex, you'd be my Secretary of State"

In the odd case your initial statement becomes reality and you have an unwanted presidency waiting for you then YOU DONE TRUMPED UP.

Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"

by UT+Per7 January 8, 2017

pull a trump

To automatically judge anything without even knowing the person or thing

I don't like pie ( response) don't pull a trump

by Bloudybaron January 11, 2017

you done trumped up

When making an idiotic and possibly drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" that ends up biting you in the ass

Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"

by UT+Per7 January 15, 2017