Tits

This is not a definition, it is a statement.

On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.

Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.

Thx 4 reading lol.

Jake: *walks over to Benjamin * yo Benjamin guess what I just touched their tits hehahehahehaheha🐬🐷🐽 * snort snort*
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅

by SomeGirlThatGotBeatenUpByJake December 21, 2022

Stroke Tits

Lob sided, asymmetrical boobs

Dude, I unclipped her bra and she had stroke tits!

by Dingo Plingus March 8, 2021

Tit

Someone who exudes safe, fun, dad energy.

Jake is so excited about his propane grill, he’s such a tit.

by Nope, not me September 22, 2021

Bounce that tit

A smell that is so bad that it smells of a musty titty being bounced.

“Dam bruh, it smell like bounce that tit.”

by Ur know Ace April 2, 2019

send tits day

Everyone has to send their tits to you no matter what!

Peter: Hey, it’s national send tits day on March 26, show me your tits!
Anna: Of course Peter!

by Czech batman March 26, 2024

National Pop a Tit Day

Ask a girl to pop a tit!

Hey, its national pop a tit day. Pop one for me!

National Pop a Tit Day is on June 26th

by iliketits232 June 26, 2023

Calm your tits

When someone gets excited, upset, angry over anything calm ur tits is the perfect response to almost anything.

Damn Daniel calm your tits we will be there in 5 minutes.

by Lunalove1432 January 5, 2022