poop slap bet

A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.

"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"

by matfremay2015 December 8, 2018

Frosted poop flakes

when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes

Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes

by Hungalphamntwank December 10, 2018

bee poop

Honey

Man: Hey kid want some bee poop?

by BeePoopLover69 August 1, 2017

Poop slap

A fantasy weapon in any call of duty. It is a bag of steamy hot shit that just came out of my asshole and you can run around hitting ppl with it. It would be classifyd as a secondary.

You just got poop slapped.

by Bigdikv6 August 7, 2017

Poop

Poop is something that comes from your mouth. If you have to poop, you'll die in 2 minutes. LMAO

I have to poop, oh no, I'm gonna die! LMAO!

by Mayor naise August 13, 2017

Project poop.

An untimely need to defecate when you have just started a major project, usually in the mid afternoon.

I was in the middle of changing the oil on my Harley when I had to take a project poop.

by Jakelightning October 10, 2018

Poop resume

noun
The scourge peer review sessions. Much like the poop dollar of Workaholics, a poop resume is a prank in which an individual tricks another into picking up their resume, the underside of which has been at some earlier time smeared in poop. Much to the dismay of the individual, they often realize this after they have handled it

"Hey man could you look over my resume for me"
"Sure thing, hey I like this font is this Times new- "
"POOP RESUME!!!"

by aussieaussie October 15, 2018