Stick ‘em ups

A slang term used to describe AND1 basketball shoes. The most common are the all black high tops.

John: “Kyle, we need to cross the street right now?”

Kyle: “Why?”

John: “There’s a 6’5 dark figure approaching and he’s wearing stick ‘em ups.”

Kyle: “oh shit you’re right!

by Fartbutt790 August 2, 2024

Crank stick

A more fun and better way to say you’re masturbating as a male

“What are you going to do when you get home JP?” “I’m probably going to crank stick at least four times, gotta blow off some steam”

by Thedon123447 July 17, 2024

Don’t stick your spoon in

Don’t get involved in other peoples’ drama.

Person A: “Gary and Melissa have been fighting all day!”
Person B: “Don’t stick your spoon in it!”

by BigBobby2435 June 26, 2022

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Dicks with sticks

Used to describe a twat on a mountain who has two planks of wood and flimsy twigs

Wow those skiers sure are dicks with sticks

by Snowboarder777 March 8, 2025

crump-stick

an ass turd(le) who keeps on acting like a purple muffin

fred kept on asking whether we were gonna go to the antique fair - god, what a crump-stick.

by markergo September 25, 2007

Gook Sticks

chopsticks (informal)

“How am I supposed to pick any of this food up with these fucking gook sticks? Babe, grab me a fork. I’m American by the way”

by Beezchurger4 August 24, 2023