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Two pretty best friends

The two pretty best friends saying was originally a tiktok video by @jayrscottyy and he says “ i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, it’s always one of em gotta be ugly” meaning he’s jokingly saying there can’t be two pretty best friends in the duo..
Liam: Wow she’s pretty

Jake: i bet her best friend isn’t

Liam: Why?
Jake: i any never seen two pretty best friends
by Coconutapple November 5, 2020
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Don’t name your friends

People on Urban Dictionary ignore this rule so much it shouldn’t even be a rule
Urban dictionary: don’t name your friends
Person: *names all of their friends, including their full names, ages, addresses, phone numbers, etc.*
Urban dictionary: B R U H
by Delete this account now June 21, 2023
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I see my friends

An abrupt conversational transition device which is often sung (a la Rebecca Black) and is accompanied by immediately walking away. Most commonly used to extricate oneself from a conversion with a bore, braggart, or person with halitosis.
Drunk Fat Chick: "ya wan....ya wann...ya wanna get atah hear a get sumfin ta eat? My daddy owns his own roofing company."
Cool Dude: "I see my friends!" (sung, and walks away)
by Chumley T. walrus May 14, 2011
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Gotta Friend 'em All!!!

The Pokemon generation's philosophical take on Facebook. Facebook is a competition, and the winner is the one who can capture and train- oops I mean add the most people on Facebook as possible.
Example 1:
Person 1: Whoa man, ten people want to be my friend on Facebook and I don't know a single one of them!

Person 2: Gotta friend 'em all!!! How else do you think you'll ever manage to beat the elite fo- oops I mean be popular?

Example 2:
Cathy is a soooo popular! If I ever want to be like her I gotta friend em all!!!
by Dicksuckamon October 31, 2011
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collect your bredrin/friend

when your friend is being a dick head embarrassing or said summit dumb in front of your other friends this can be said
friend 1: "Nah soap tastes peng still"

you (saying to friend 2): "Sasha come and collect your bredrin/friend"

friend 2 : "thats your bredrin"
by 102killerdrop October 3, 2018
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Best Friend Hangout Day

Any day of the week where you and all of your good buddies get together and hangout. Preferably on the same day each week.
Dude, you ready for Best friend hangout day tuesday??

Heck Ya!!!
by godaaaaaaaa December 2, 2009
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Top Friends Syndrome (TFS)

Usually occurs when one of your friends on MySpace constantly changes your position in their topfriends, and you get pissed off. Symptoms include leaving hateful comments and/or messages on their page, moving them around in your top friends, or completely taking them off of your top friends list.
Kyle saw that he was moved to last place on Nikki's top friends list and instantly developed Top Friends Syndrome (TFS). He in turn moved her to last place on her list after bitching about it to everyone he knows.
by kupcayq August 9, 2007
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