stoner fish

A starfish that is stoned

I was swimming in my sink when I saw a starfish so I went to look at it’s face and it was quite clearly stoned :) - Stoner fish origin story

by Definitions better than ur mum June 19, 2022

Alabama Fish Hook

When one is constipated to the point in which they must extricate the plugged feces using their pointer and middle fingers entwined (like a corkscrew) and reach up to their own anus to scrape and remove the feces.

“Billy Ray was so constipated, he had to pull out the ol’ “Alabama Fish Hook” in order to feel better!”

by McNutz March 8, 2021

Looking fish

Suspicious , acting fishy, looking like a suspect

My wedding ring went missing while my dead beat brother and his girlfriend were visiting. They left abruptly and now my always broke brother came into a chunk of money and goes on vacation. I can’t prove anything but the are looking fish.

by YolandaCampbell August 9, 2021

Sd3 Fishing

a fucking legend who will never be forgotten, one you might say will be god. amazing at everything including fishing and lacrosse

we must warship our god, Sd3 Fishing.

by WarshipSD3 November 23, 2019

Fried Fish Exotics

A scammer based out of “San Diego” who trolls insta and telegram selling fake shit to dumb people. Uses a fake shipping company and is quick to act offended. Avoid like the plague.

Fried fish exotics talks a good game but is one hell of a scammer

by Drpoonrx August 6, 2022

Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020

Out of water gold fish.

When you slap your limp dick on a girls face. That way it looks like a fish out of water.

Getting a really drunk girl at the bar and taking her home. Then take your limp dick out and perform the out of water gold fish.

by tsipar July 31, 2011