A discipline of masturbation characterized by extraordinary vigor and skill, as well as enormous genital peril. In trained hands, double fisted monkey style can form a glorious, balanced union between a man and his fingers. In untrained hands, it can lead to genital fracturing, inversion, or worse.
"Dude, Bob tried Double Fisted Monkey Style last night."
"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"
"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."
"That stupid son of a bitch."
"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"
"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."
"That stupid son of a bitch."
by NotAGrillShitter November 13, 2011
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by Anonymous May 18, 2003
Get the double paper bag ugly mug.1. Snoop Dogg, the incredible rapper from Long Beach...(one of his many nicknames)
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1. Man, did you see da D O double G in concert last night? shit was off da hook!!
2. Wasup my d o double g??
2. Wasup my d o double g??
by jcdluvr27 April 27, 2005
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Get the D-O-double jizzle mug.(this can be done with or without mayonnaise)when 2 girls wrap their ass cracks around your dick while youre laying down and they repeatedly go up and down.
this feels best if you place your hands behind your head while smiling...plus itll sound cool when you tell the story to your friends
this feels best if you place your hands behind your head while smiling...plus itll sound cool when you tell the story to your friends
i had swagneesha and wontonsoupniqua double hot dog bun the SHIT outta my dick bro, it was glorious. i came waterfalls
by swag chef carlas May 18, 2011
Get the double hot dog bun mug.When a man spins a basketball on his penis and then the woman takes the basketball off the mans penis using only her tongue keeping it spinning. she then proceeds to have intercourse with the man until he ejaculates and she is launched into the air and does a 180 slam dunk. this move must be done in a gymnasium.
by JohnShan March 10, 2008
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