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Urban Dictionary

what??
by jtartz March 13, 2021
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the urban dictionary

-Stoner: Hey man, want to go onto the urban dictionary?
-Alcoholic: Hell yes.
by stop_moition_man March 16, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

A weird weird weird dictionary where people can type anything they want so most likely the terms are incorrect. That does not mean this one is incorrect idk.
Me: The urban dictionary is the weirdest dictionary on earth
Friend: Then why are you using it?
Me: To search up stupid meanings like poop litterly means brown stuff that comes out of your ass
by LockbreakerReal March 16, 2021
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Dictionary

"I made this definition in 4 seconds"
"You sure the dudes at Urban Dictionary will approve it?"
"ofc they will lol"
by MaxGuyHere March 16, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

A place where people make retarted words come to life.
Me: Types in oltos
Urban dictionary: 25 RESULTS ON THIS WORD
by penguineatpizza March 17, 2021
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Urban Dictionary

A site where lonely people who dont hav a gf/bf make defenitions of themselves and make them souns hot af. IRL theyr fat ass ugly ass shit
Urban Dictionary is for lonely bozos
by Rear_End_Eater March 19, 2021
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Urban Dictionary Editors

Stupid cocksucking fuck boys who never publish my definition.

However, that's not all.

When a definition is written, it gets sent to the cocksucking editors to determine whether it should be published or not. And here's the thing - they always accept the most dumb, absolutely doesn't-make-any-fucking-sense definitions about the most meaningless shit ever, but if it's the most hilarious, excellent definitions that make a lot of sense and have a lot of good sense of humor packed in them, they like to reject and piss on it.

And I bet you cocksucking fuck boy editors will reject this definition too, you cocksucking fuck boys.
And one more thing, editors - You all are cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: You doing good with writing your UD definitions?
Guy2: For fuck's sake, I've tried to published 20 of them and all those cocksucking fuck boy Urban Dictionary Editors keep rejecting them one-by-one!!!!! I've worked so hard of all of them
Guy1: Why's that?
Guy2: Obviously. They're cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: No shit.
by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 19, 2021
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