funky nut blast

Can be used in an awkward situation or an overall fun setting also a special icecream flavor from the secret menu

1) ava- *trips over something and falls*
klm- thats a funky nut blast

2) girl- yea we broke up a while ago
aklm- thats a funky nut blast

by therealfunkynutblast August 08, 2018

NUTS ON YOUR EYELASHES

there once lived a nut, that roamed the rabid plains of the EYELASHES!!!! he roamed so far that he went to go buy sum emphazyma, but he found a waste basket and died of a heart stroke. Sad story. The zebras soon came and devoured his whole body untill he soon met up with a man named Loquizno. He speared the zebras and went home to eat wild rice on his restroom floor.

get your nuts off my eyelashes for you ruin the field of cats

by dinosaur December 13, 2003

nut in mah butt

to bust a HUGE nut inside a bids butt hole.

guy- oh wussup mami
girl- hey ray ray.
guy- u wanna get outta here.... i brought a rubber!!!
girl- NO WAY! mah asshole still be hurtin from the last time u nut in mah butt.
guy- o iight den. ill just squirt on ur shirt
girl- ok ray ray.

by pdubz the BEAST February 29, 2008

Nuts on your chin

This is commonly used in a joke by kids in
Middle School/High School.

Billy: "Hey what do you call nuts on your chin?"
Tommy: "Idk what?"
Billy:"Dick in your mouth!"

by Daniel Lightfoot August 16, 2006

obama nut punch

What whitey is going to get when obama takes over.

The landlord wanted the rent, he got an obama nut punch instead.

by benth August 24, 2008

Get nuts in deep

Penetrating your partner so fair in that your balls almost go in as well.

I just met this girl tonight but I'm hoping to get nuts in deep.

by Kincheap May 12, 2009

Nut-sack blunt

a blunt that is smuggled into an establishment that prohibits the use of marijuana by using ones nut-sack as a concealant. This is done in order to give the blunt a disgusting embarrassment upon whom who smokes said blunt. Similar to the practical joke called the stink palm which was documented in the motion picture Mallrats.

Yo man I threw Bizzy-Bone a nut-sack blunt on stage at the Bone Thugz concert, and he smoked it!!!!!!! Ha-ha!

by Scizzle Rizzle September 24, 2006