A discipline of masturbation characterized by extraordinary vigor and skill, as well as enormous genital peril. In trained hands, double fisted monkey style can form a glorious, balanced union between a man and his fingers. In untrained hands, it can lead to genital fracturing, inversion, or worse.
"Dude, Bob tried Double Fisted Monkey Style last night."
"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"
"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."
"That stupid son of a bitch."
"Oh no! I warned him! Did he survive?"
"The hospital said he might eventually recover partial use of his legs. They dug his penis out of a tree two miles downwind."
"That stupid son of a bitch."
by NotAGrillShitter November 13, 2011
Get the Double Fisted Monkey Stylemug. When someone is not so ugly that they need to wear a paper bag over their face, but also, you need to wear one too - just in case theirs falls off!
by Anonymous May 18, 2003
Get the double paper bag uglymug. 1. Snoop Dogg, the incredible rapper from Long Beach...(one of his many nicknames)
2. A "gangzta" spelling of the word 'dogg.'
2. A "gangzta" spelling of the word 'dogg.'
1. Man, did you see da D O double G in concert last night? shit was off da hook!!
2. Wasup my d o double g??
2. Wasup my d o double g??
by jcdluvr27 April 27, 2005
Get the d o double gmug. by Mr. S-N-V-G-M June 18, 2004
Get the double-you-tee-effmug. by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003
Get the D-O-double jizzlemug. (this can be done with or without mayonnaise)when 2 girls wrap their ass cracks around your dick while youre laying down and they repeatedly go up and down.
this feels best if you place your hands behind your head while smiling...plus itll sound cool when you tell the story to your friends
this feels best if you place your hands behind your head while smiling...plus itll sound cool when you tell the story to your friends
i had swagneesha and wontonsoupniqua double hot dog bun the SHIT outta my dick bro, it was glorious. i came waterfalls
by swag chef carlas May 18, 2011
Get the double hot dog bunmug. The act of laying on one's back, pants down and knees to the chest. While in this position, relaxed enough to have one's scrotum and testicles dangling loosely over the anus, the subject releases gas of such volume, and power, so as produce a descernable air gap in between the anus and scrotum. To fully qualify, this must be done in the general direction of a disrespected, unsuspecting recipient. The DBHBG is not to be confused with it's close cousin, The Double Hogback Growler, which is done standing, and without the requisit fart.
Jim said, HEY BUB!!! Don't let Tim chug any more of that Wild Turkey, or the next thing you know, he'll be shooting those Double Barrel Hogback Growlers again!!!!!!!!!!
by TF Gumby January 5, 2008
Get the double barrel hogback growlermug.